Holy Shit! Jan Brewer actually signed it. Life now begins 2 weeks before conception in Arizona
(DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND) That’s right, boys and girls. In Arizona Mr. Sperm doesn’t even have to encounter Ms. Egg in order for Arizona lawmakers to insert themselves into a woman’s reproductive process. According to the law that Brewer signed, gestational age now is deemed to have begun on the first day of the last menstrual period of a pregnant woman. Abso-fucking-lutely IMPOSSIBLE, you say? Nope. In Arizona if you become pregnant, then by law it happened two weeks before you actually had intercourse.
You can’t make this shit up.