Police armed with sub-machine guns stalk streets hunting for a runaway COW
(POOR RICHARD’S BLOG) Wearing body armor and helmets and brandishing sub-machine guns, these police officers are leaving nothing to chance as they hunt down their quarry.
Is it a cornered knife maniac they are about to confront – or a bank robber toting a sawn-off shotgun?
Er, no. They’re up against an escaped cow – a terrified young heifer which has made a dash for freedom from a livestock market.