Beware of Calico Cops
(Stephanie Kienzle) To say that all this madness in North Miami Beach is making me a tad jittery would be a gross understatement. All the nasty, rude and “GO F$&K YOURSELF” comments are, if nothing else, keeping me on my toes. Not that I’m a bad driver or anything, but I’ve taken to traveling the streets of NMB even more cautiously than ever before, going at least a mile per hour under the speed limit. I’m not about to give any cop who’s already pissed off enough at me a reason to pull me over. I’m just saying.
Anyway, here’s a story for you. Try to follow the runaway train of thought of a “crazy woman.”
I may have stated a few times or so that I’m an animal lover and that I’m a sucker for a whiskered face. Rodents aren’t my favorite of all animals, but when my daughter brought home a pet hamster named Doc I welcomed him to the menagerie. I jokingly told a friend of mine that I expected Doc to pull his weight (like the cats who are on critter patrol), and that Doc decided to apply for a position at the North Miami Beach Police Department. My daughter just found out that she can’t bring Doc back to school with her this year because she’s in a brand new dorm, so we’re stuck with taking care of yet another four legged child. Yeah, we’re suckers alright.